4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”
The last time I was on /ck/ someone said he liked to put soy sauce on his spaghetti and the first reply told him he’d beat him to death if he ever said that again.
I haven’t been to /ck/ for ages and I’m glad I went back
@wokeapedia in case you haven’t seen some of these choice replies.
YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it
me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me. and theres no possible reason why
you know hassan didn’t even need to disguise themself in front of guda once they were in the underworld, they could have revealed themself at any other time but no fucking madman that they are waited until the last possible second to reveal themself and drop a bombass fucking speech about how they were about to curbstomp tiamat’s primordial immortality and discard their status as Grand Assassin like it was nothing and even then say THEY AREN’T ANY WEAKER JUST BEING A REGULAR SERVANT BEFORE PROCEEDING TO SLAUGHTER HORDES UPON HORDES OF MAGICAL SUPERMUTANTS king hassan is truly the embodiment of big dick energy and being extra af when it comes to doing what they do best but of course if you’re the best at what you do why wouldn’t you be as exaggeratedly theatrical as you can be, truly a servant after my own heart
Hassan just wants to be an impressive dad and boy o boy is he succeeding
the fact that medb was actually killed with a piece of cheese fucking floored me when i read about. i thought it was just like a fate in-joke based off some weird pun or translation, not “ this dude put a piece of cheese in a sling and threw it at her when she was taking a bath so hard she fucking died”
It gets better.
The dude practiced for weeks. My man knew Medb liked THAT particular spot in THAT particular bath, so he measured the length between a sniper spot of his preference atop a hill and her favorite spot with rope, and practiced throwing rocks with a sling against large fruits and other head-sized objects until he attained devastating accuracy at that specific length. Keep in mind I said “rocks” and not “cheese”.
This guy, whose name is Furbaide and is probably pronounced Fhfuiwu6iih in Old Irish, hated Medb so much that the moment he saw her from his sniper spot, pure and undiluted rage overcame him. He was in the middle of lunch, and his fury and hatred towards Medb was so intense that he just grabbed whatever was at hand’s reach, which happened to be a piece of hard cheese that was part of his lunch, and just slung that at Medb, murdering her.
Have you ever hated someone so much that you just chuck your lunch at them, killing them instantly?
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