darknessandravenclaw:

dont get me wrong i totally fucking love how much tumblr is trying to bring awareness to bisexuality pansexuality and asexuality. but you know what else they need to bring to attention?

  • polysexuality
  • aromanticism
  • people whose sexualities and romantic orienations dont line up

inclinedice:

Xena - Survival Techniques

underwater air transfer * touching someone’s breast after you saved them from drowning * mouth to mouth resuscitation * water transfer

piertotum-locomottor:

awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

this song is spanish.

ohgodsalazarwhy:

alittlebitodd:

rai-a-day:

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

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holy fuck

scaryponinestark:

british horror story: ukip

spookholmes:

"average angel is hella gay" factoid actually just statistical error. average angel is only slightly gay. aziraphale georg, who lives in a bookstore & is gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

rowiehz:

kissmeonastarrynight:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

My Dad just had a heart attack, luckily his Mom (My Nan) drove him to the hospital, but he might not be so lucky next time, I’m reblogging this for him.

Reblog it, you never know who’s life you might save

A colleague of mine passed away today because of an heart attack. I wish I could’ve showed him this before today. 

spoopyfaygers:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

i would just like to point out that my day has been awful put this put a big smile on my face

prozdvoices:

Patreon Request: Gumshoe wanted to be a wizard

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The requester wanted me to voice this Gumshoe/Edgeworth exchange.

precious gumshoe

For more details about Patreon and monthly personal requests, you can go here.

gayvid-bowie:

♔ ♕ ♚ ♛follow for more Soft Euroscepticism ☢ ☤ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☨ ☩

silversarcasm:

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

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